简介:<正>WhoisStupid?Ateacherwastryingtomakeuseofherpsychologycourses.Shestadedherclassbysaying."Everyonewhothinksyou’restupid,standup!"LittleJohnnythenstoodup.Theteachersaid,"Doyouthinkyou’restupid,Johnny?""No,ma’am,butIhatetoseeyoustandingthereallbyyourself!"
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简介:I’llGoThereMyselfTherewasoncealandlordwhoalwayspretendedhewasknowledgeable(知识渊博的)thoughhewascompletelyunabletoreadorwrite.Onedaywhenthelandlordwaschattingwithhisguests,aservantcameinandgavehimaletterwhichaskedhimtolendacow.Thelandlordwasafraidthathisguestswouldknowhewasunabletoreadorwrite,soheopenedtheenvelopeandglancedoverthewords.Thenhesaidtotheservant,'OK,pleasetellhimI’llgotheremyselfin
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